Two of my friends are getting married in a few days, and they’re both really funny. They each called me the other day within an hour of the other one, asking for honeymoon gift ideas. I told them that they didn’t need to buy a gift for the honeymoon but neither of them wanted to listen. Those two are meant for each other. He decided to buy a heart shaped necklace. She bought a family bible. They’re both having the gift delivered to the hotel. The funniest part is that neither of them have any idea that the other one has something planned.